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metalgeartrivia: Happy Birthday, EVA! She was born on May 15, 1936 in Meridian, Idaho. Because of the source of her “codename,” EVA referenced the Book of Genesis a few times, such as: playfully asking if Snake had come to “seduce her” when they met; her monologue about her successfully…
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
squareclocks: himaruyeah: moffathavemercy: raccoonmama: deliciouskaek: hohohomoarigato: anywigwilldo: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN i made it ‘til 30 before my eyes got tired oh, this is fun! :D Made it to 47 before my hands were too cold and I had to get ready to go anyway! Saved for when I’m on the computer best I got to 54 then gave up.
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*Answer Machine: You have 1 new message* *BEEP* …inda hate answermachi- ! *grumbling and coughing* Hi, mom. It’s Sn- um, David. The older one. Heheh, the way older one. I know I’ve not been around a lot lately. It’s not entirely my fault. Well, I’ve just gotten a bit carried…
g-slash: falconrune: thisis-my-note: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts “Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers Both books’ forwards written by James Rhodes “Tony keep going” the third book by Bruce Banner
general-pony-shenanigans: Best part of the trailer right here
I hate my friends
lunaticphan: So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. Cry